Here’s a question: would you miss out on listening to names like Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you happen to be either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears shades inside your home. If you emphatically answered no, you’re probably one of the countless silent Americans who don’t really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music which actually has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (did you kiss a girl and did you like it?)
Pop Musicians are really a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out songs such as factories crank out car parts or fast food restaurants crank out hamburgers. Wouldn’t it be great to provide ourselves some variety, specifically something that spoke to the lifestyle of gamers? Nerdcore doesn’t pretend to be pop music, as well as that’s why it had success amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It’s music that is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of music artists who happen to be talented yet not known. I do believe it’s time we gave Nerdcore some more “air-time.”
Listed below are 6 Pop Musicians that must be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:
Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core
Replacing: New Boyz
Although turning the “S” in boys to “Z” teeters precariously close to 1337sp34K, this band of kids not legally old enough to purchase Goldschlager, will be missed by merely a few individuals, probably starting with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist’s mother and father. Their number one song on iTunes says volumes about how great of a contribution the band has made to music:
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
Met met a group of girls in a Escalade
They came with you and left with me
It is considered the lyrics were inspired by a combination of John Lennon’s sound as well as a dream Ozzy Osbourne had. Nerdcore rise-up…
Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme
Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The man from those cologne advertisements
P Diddy is quite the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family album is still among my favorites to this day, as well as the impressive Mo’ Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that guy’s name?) is still one of the most memorable music videos of the 1990′s.
P Diddy is actually a brand, a commodity…he’s just been smart enough to manage his brand and ensure he was the guy pulling the strings. His music has grown into more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any musician not named Rebecca Black, even though somewhat much less original (at least she has her very own original songs).
Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris
Replacing: Nicki Minaj
In the most befuddling mystery since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most profitable musicians of all-time. That’s primarily based from the fact that she’s the sole musician to have 7 songs in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Take a look at another fact, though…all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.
Can she survive by herself? Probably. Must we need to consistently keep listening to discover. Here’s wishing we don’t have to…
Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker
Replacing: Jeremih
I bet you thought I was gonna propose replacing “Eminem” didn’t you? Yet that would have been, well, ridiculous. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn’t actually care what other individuals think…you’d need to think that his enormous success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine musicians…but the executives making the decisions must think otherwise.
But, I digress, we’re replacing Jerimih, the man who likes birthday sex and wants you down on him. He’s incredibly popular, drives fancy vehicles and is a star. Hey, I’m sold…the question is, just how many more singles would it take to know that Jermih is a filthy rich superstar, until we stop caring?
I thought I told you Imma star
You see the ice, you see the cars
Flashy lights, everywhere we are,
Live tonight, like there’s no tomorrow
Painfully enough, we’re still finding out.
Nerdcore Artist: Beefy
Replacing: T-Pain
I always remember T-Pain’s debut single “I’m Sprung.” A track dedicated to his wife, which in fact provided some unique understanding into the contradicting dynamics of (dare I say it) love.
Yet right now, T-Pain is known as that guy from the I’m on a Boat music video who apparently really likes money (like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win…no matter what (just like Charlie Sheen). He’d be easy to replace – drop the autotune and make him put 5 grand in a bottle everytime he mentions the word money in a song and he’d be making beats for Ke$ha this time in a few days.
Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot
Replacing: will.i.am
He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He’s become among the most prominent producers/beat makers in the music industry. He’s a God among the women running on their treadmill machines, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this should you really want to go big) but to anybody searching for genuine songs, he’ merely another guy creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, but does not do it for anybody searching for a jolt of inspiration or something that they could relate to (that’s exactly what music is supposed to do, remember).
Stepped up in the party like my name was “that b***h”.
All these haters mad because I’m so established.
They know I’m a beast, yeah I’m a f**king savage
Haters you can kill yourself.
And so let it be written, let it be told…
But do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and let me know if you believe the world is prepared for more Nerdcore.
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